Dumb Bitch

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This IS Birthday Month and I'm doing a post every day about celebrations and things that make me happy.  I hate when birthdays suck - they are supposed to be about happiness and celebration.  But, I was just lamenting that I have a few rants that probably can't wait until Bitch and Moan August (because really, what else is there to do during August BUT bitch and moan - it's hot, there are no holidays, school starts, and it's fucking HOT).  So I thought I would snap up the opportunity and join One Crazy Brunette Chick and her Fucked Up Friday Follow to deviate from my sunshine and happiness of Birthday Month and voice something that has been crawling up my ass.  Click the button dammit.

I'm typically upset when girls totally give up their dreams, education, family and everything else to devote their lives and bodies to some little, unworthy prick.  Lots of us do it and I just want to shake the crap out girls I see headed down that road.  AUGH!

But something new has crept up and for reasons you can imagine I have to be all vague and shit.  I know this dude who is pretty much a badass, mouthy as all hell, and seems to not take much shit from anybody.  But I know down deep is a tender heart.  Well, he exposed it and I guess he had knight-on-a-white-horse syndrome hit him pretty bad for this twunt.  All of us hated her from day one.  We knew she was trouble, but we HAD NO IDEA.

She had a drug history, which he knew, but he was convinced she was willing to change her way.  UMM HMMM.  She was afterall, pregnant.  With someone else's baby.  Dude felt bad for her since BabyDaddy had beat the shit out of her and frequently would lock her in the basement.

For her, she had found a sugar daddy.  As best as a guy who had been on unemployment for nearly a year and just starting a new job COULD be a sugar daddy.  But I guess when you're living off welfare and drifting between family members, anybody with a paycheck IS a sugar daddy.  And yet he spoiled her as best as his income would allow.

The stories about this dipshit are endless.  Time and time again she has shown herself to be nothing but a waste of DNA.  She was totally useless, never picked up after herself (WHO goes into a man's momma's house and leaves her crap lying around?????) she lies, and cheats.  The only job she has EVER held was through a temp agency one summer working at Six Flags.  She is literally one of those whores who has learned how to milk the system. 

So her last stunt, the one that finally got Dude to wake up and send her packing, was pretty expensive.  He gave her his debit card and pin number to pick up some baby clothes (only smart people read this blog and you already know where this is going, right?  If not fuck off, you don't deserve my blog and you need to move on).   She went on a little spree of a couple of hundred dollars.  I never once bought baby clothes for my kids - between showers and hand-me-downs I had more clothing than I knew what to do with.  Maybe when you've burned your bridges no one is willing to throw you a shower?  She is one of those people who is too good for hand-me-downs (get over your badself, you fucking mooch)

Anyways, after a shopping spree, she called Dude saying she lost the card!!!  (like I said, if you didn't see this coming, you need to leave)  Everyone called bullshit.  Dude canceled his card, but we reminded him to GO CHECK THE ACCOUNT HISTORY.  He finally listened to us.  And lo and behold, in the time between the approved, but outrageous, shopping spree and the frantic call there were several other withdrawls.

Her story changed by the minute.  She promised to repay him.  At one point she admitted to smoking crack.  Yes, a CRACK WHORE.  Then she recanted and started sobbing how her cousin forced her to make the withdrawls and then she changed the story again to something I didn't bother to remember.  She's scared this little stunt could cost her a free ride.   Shoulda thought of that BEFORE bilking your boyfriend, you DUMB BITCH.  After crap like this wouldn't you want to beat the living shit out of her and lock her stupid ass in the basement? 

She's history.  Gone.  I'm sure the baby will be put into foster care like her other kids and she will move onto yet another sorry sap. 

It kills me people like this walk our planet.  Her bullshit is hurting so many people and God only knows what filth her twat is spreading around.  I hope Dude gets tested.  I'm sure penicillin is in his future.  I won't even think about her children.  The only reprieve is that decent people will be raising them, but having a crack baby on your hands is pretty hellish.  It is because of trash like this that our welfare system is so fucked up.  People can't support it when they hear stories like this, but there are so many other people who need it and properly use it as a stop gap as they get their lives together.  Reporting her is useless.  What I know is not first-hand knowledge - hell I don't even know her name since we've always referred to her as "Dumb Bitch".

What a fucking waste.