My Arrest Record

Shocked I've churned out TWO posts in one day?

Yes, "arrest record".  What the hell?  Evidently the spammers out there are overly concerned about my history or something.  There are five, FIVE, different messages in my junkmail (you do know you should at least take a peek in your junk folder every so often? Don't open anything up and by all means DO NOT CLICK THEIR LINKS, but just make sure email messages from me and other important people didn't get dumped there by mistake.)  But anyways, five messages all titled "Your Arrest Record". 

As much as I like to talk a good game I really haven't done anything arrest worthy my entire life.  I rode in the back of a police car when I was fourteen for being out after curfew and with my bad-influence friends, Piranha and Booty, was escorted home.  That's it.  Two speeding tickets and one parking ticket all promptly paid before the deadline.  More often than not I'm the crazy woman calling the police to report stray beasts wandering down the street or to make other annoying reports.  I'm THAT person, not the one in the mugshot.

Sending me these messages is as off the mark as the "hot Asian girls" and "Viagra at low low prices" emails.  I don't know what demographic they're looking for but I really am not interested.  It does make me wonder what site I went to, what freebie crap I solicited, or who I gave my email address to?