Last night I got a call from my ex. I could barely hear him through the laughing - youngest had the police called on him.
I figured it was for excessive noise - playing his music too loud while dad was at work.
Nope
Trying to retrieve a frisbee from a neighbor's backyard. TRESPASSING!
This is evidently a whackjob idiot neighbor who calls the police for everything.
So how old were you when the police first showed up?
I was fourteen. Details to be shared on another day.