Ice makers seem to be the norm in homes and work places across America. Therefore, the old fashioned ice trays are nearly obsolete. Right?
WRONG!
My lovely place of business happens to have a broken ice maker - gasp! The freezer barely works so the fact that it can still freeze water is a blessing. We'll take it.
This means, however, we are stuck with a set of four plastic ice trays that must be manually operated. Either the oldtimers have forgotten how they operate or the youngsters don't know the rules of the road. Please allow me to share...
ICE CUBE ETIQUETTE
1. Know how to operate the equipment: Gently twist the tray back and forth until all the cubes pop, empty entire tray into ice bucket, refill trays with water.
2. Stubborn cubes usually break free with a little extra force, but DO NOT CRACK THE TRAY. This is a party foul.
3. If you empty one tray, empty all of the trays. This allows for proper rotation of stock.
4. REFILL THE DAMN TRAYS!
- Do not place empty trays in the freezer
- Do not place empty trays ON the freezer
- Do not leave empty trays on the counter
- Do not place empty trays in the sink
- Do not take empty trays out of the kitchen
- Do not hide empty trays from everyone else
- Do not think of anything else or Dr. Suess will kick your ass
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS refill the tray.
5. Refill the tray - it was worth repeating.
6. If foreign matter lands in an ice tray or one drops on the ground - WASH IT. Please.
7. Do not pick out one or two ice cubes from the tray and leave the rest behind. Like picking your nose, everyone has done it at some time and usually under dire circumstances, but really it's best to keep your fingers out of there.
8. There is no need to cram your cup to the rim leaving nothing else for everyone else. At least leave a few cubes for the masses to share. This would be a courteous time to check the status of the frozen trays, empty them if they are ready for harvest and refill.
9. Have I mentioned the necessity of refilling empty trays? It's sort of important, so don't ever skip this step.