7:31 am phone call

In what world is it okay to call someone at 7:31 am???? Let's see the reasons it's okay...
1. Dire Emergency. A "dire" emergency is something that involves blood, a trip to the ER, or death. As opposed to a regular or personal emergency which would involve laundry, lost tennis shoes or running out of Lucky Charms. Do not ever call me, wake me or in any other way disturb my life concerning the second set of emergency examples. Ever. You will have new orifices in strange and inconvenient places upon your body when I am done responding to your emergency. My children learned the hard way and live in mortal fear of waking me up.

2. A predesignated agreement to call at such time. As in, "give me a call tomorrow morning when you get up"

3. Meeting up with someone at 8:30am and calling to verify the other party is up and moving around, getting directions or to call that something else has come up sorry mate.

But no, the sow that called this morning was the all perky Suzy who has spoken a couple of times to my spouse (oh my God I can use words like "husband" and "spouse"! This whole marriage thing hasn't sunk in yet!) But anyways, she has spoken to my hubby a couple of times in the past about a washer and dryer we're trying to sell on Craigslist. So I've already heard about Suzy and have great disdain for her. She is one of those women who make holding a garage sale an unfortunate and miserable event by trying to chisel down each and every price you have tagged. Woman I put two dollars on that pair of jeans even though I wore them exactly ONCE and paid fortyfive dollars for them brand new and they are in fabulous shape and clearly will not fit your wide ass so NO I WILL NOT TAKE A FREAKING QUARTER FOR THEM THANKYOUVERYMUCH AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

7:31 am
her - Hi this is Suzy
me - mhmmm
her - Your husband left me the measurements of the washer and dryer
me - mhmmm (in my head it was a very throaty and sultry "mhmmm")
her - Did I wake you up?
me - mhmmm (Bitch you are so lucky that I cannot formulate conversation upon immediately waking up because you would have gotten an earful. I have all sorts of pithy comments to regale you with NOW a half hour and morning walk later)
her - Well, have him call me back
me - okay.
Click

REALLY????? No, really? WHO makes that call at 7:31 in the freaking morning? I don't even care if she was ready to come over and haul the damn things off. No. It is NEVER okay to call at 7:31 in the morning. All professional phone calls must take place between 9am and 9pm, unless it meets one of the three criteria listed above.

All I can say is that she better hurry up and buy that stupid washer and dryer because I plan on using the money in Vegas in exactly THREE days. And really we should jack up the price for this morning's inconvenience.