Okay, I am seriously freaking out. I was just sitting here at my desk minding my own business when a phucking SPIDER fell from above and landed on my chest…I heard it HIT!!! IT FELT LIKE IT FELL FROM MY HAIR!!!!!!!
I rolled my chair back and it fell on the floor so I squooshed it. Blech!
I told my boss she’s lucky she didn’t hear me scream but if it happens again, I don’t think I will be able to contain it.
>shudder * shudder * shudder * shudder<
I respond:
THAT is ooky. The chick in the office next me had a COCKROACH fall from the ceiling onto her keyboard!!!!
NOTHING that falls from the ceiling is ever good. Cuz you sure as hell don't hear about MONEY falling from the ceiling or Brad Pitt? Nope it's always something with more legs than necessary that they like to show in scary movies.
You may quote my profound thought for the day: NOTHING GOOD EVER FALLS FROM THE CEILING.
You're welcome. I might blog about that today. So thank you!
AND THEN... Twenty minute later I had to send this message:
OH MY MUTHER EFFING GOD!!!! AN EFFING COKCKROACH JUST SAUNTERED THROUGH MY FURKING OFFICE! WHAT THE FORK?????
Fortunately someone was standing there and saw it first so I didn't have to burst out into Ned Flanders screams and she squooshed it for me.
WOMAN, KEEP YOUR BAD BUG JUJU OVER THERE!
Piranha:
Ha! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I guess I won’t tell you that I flushed a toilet yesterday morning and it overflowed all over the place. THAT was also a fun start to my morning!!
Let’s just go home…
Me:
I'm skeered. The toilet might overflow.
