Showing posts with label Toilet Paper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toilet Paper. Show all posts

Monday, January 17, 2011

Sangria Party 2011

Another wild evening for the record books.

This year our daughters joined in the melee.  It's odd having children old enough to drink and hold their own in our adult conversations.

Booty's daughter is the oldest of all the children and has laid the groundwork for us allowing the other kids into the circle.  Piranha's daughter is the youngest of the big kids and is still in college.  She drove home just to join us this weekend.  My daughter also attended and it was fun to see the three girls reunite.  The boys are pretty much avoiding us like the plague.  Maybe they need a few more years?

The big entertainment for the night was Piranha's daughter not taking any crap from Ripcord and saying she could flip the woman onto the floor.  Game on, challenge accepted!  They moved to the livingroom floor and proceeded with a judo demonstration.  I'm pretty sure there were aching bodies yesterday and probably today.
 



Somebody brought the pretty blue Hypnotiq.  But, ugh, it does not sit well on a belly filled with sangria.

 Of course the bathroom has been attacked.  Usually things are just rearranged, but this time someone (NOT ME) took the liberty to redecorate using toilet paper

The toilet paper decor was extended to Piranha's car which she probably won't discover until today



Overall it was a good party with no blood shed, tears or hurt feelings.  What else can you ask for?

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Toilet Paper Changers Union #359

Obviously nobody is wiping their ass unless I refill the toilet paper roll.  And while I feel like I am the only person who ever changes the toilet paper, I know that I am not traveling around the world catching ALL of the empty rolls.  That means there must be a union of us doing this noble deed or else there are a whole lotta of y'alls out there using corncobs or poison ivy leaves or.... *gasp*... not... ?

Please tell me there is a union.